ARGH!!

*Tries to take a deep, steadying breath, clinches her fists very tightly and starts to slowly count to 10, but... Uh~oh.. I don't think she can hold it back any longer.. Now would be the BEST time to run for cover, guys... Really..*

( Warning: Don't read unless you are SURE you want to.. It's NOT pretty.. You have been warned.. )

...Inhale....Exhale...

Grrr.. okie.. I think I'm back to normal now.. You see..? It's so much better and spiffy when I'm my nifty normal ditzy happy loving self... Right..?
I'm sorry.. I didn't mean to make the baby jesus cry.. Really I didn't.. Someone go comfort him or something.. Give him a cookie or two.. He'll quiet down in a bit I'm sure..