My dear, dear random user. To hell with you, so I can fuck you silly with my long shafted rod of wielded hatred, malice and spicy sugar love.
Not only does thou think that ye be brilliant in all ways of spontaneous random funnies. But you also think that you are wanted. YOU’RE NOT. I’ve been watching you from a distance. You’re outcaste. So I’ve given you your one pass to eternal damnation! Say a word of curse more than 5 times this week and you shall be in my grasp.
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Date: 2004-08-30 04:56 am (UTC)Not only does thou think that ye be brilliant in all ways of spontaneous random funnies. But you also think that you are wanted. YOU’RE NOT. I’ve been watching you from a distance. You’re outcaste. So I’ve given you your one pass to eternal damnation! Say a word of curse more than 5 times this week and you shall be in my grasp.
My child, you’re mine.
Eternally damned, Satan.