mmpfh~nngh OW! *grumblegrumble*
Apr. 14th, 2004 09:00 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
Okay... This just has not been my morning.. (I hope I'm typing this all correctly as I'm still all sorts of groggy)
I just about killed myself getting out of bed twice to shut off/reset the alarm.. First time was when the alarm went off at 7:45am (I wasn't kidding when I said no more early mornings ~ with the exception of class thursday and the final move day saturday ~ the rest of this week)..
I guess for you guys to truly appreciate this, I have to describe my bed and how my room looks right now..
I have on my bed a boxspring and 2 mattresses (long story for another time ~ though I think it's been mentioned in a way earlier entry *ponder*). Now, to get the proper mental image.. I'm just about 5'5.. The bed comes up to a little above my waist. Being the silly woman she is, Mommy got me two small stepstools to assist me in climbing onto and off of my bed (she has one of the stools atm). I can pretty much get into and out of bed all by my widdle self; besides, isn't it just adorable watching a 5'5, 30 yr old woman taking a literal flying leap onto a bed? Another reason Mom got the stools.. She's 4'11 ~ and 65 yrs old (awww).. Watching her climb onto the bed without the help of the stools.. *snicker~giggle*
*coughahem* anyway..
I got up with the first alarm at 7:45am.. slid my left leg to find the floor with the help of a questing foot (I usually wake up on my tummy).. slid out of the bed.. shut off the alarm.. and stumbled off to the lil mages room (aka bathroom).. (don't ask if ya don't already know). Went back to my room.. Forgot that my room looks like the middle of a war zone because of The Moving(tm).. walked into/on top of/tripped over more than a few things.. stubbed my toe on the chair ~ hard.. and wondered if I had gotten enough sleep for my poor addled system..
I looked long and hard at the time on the clock.. decided one more hour won't hurt a bit.. went to reset the alarm..
And promptly knocked the clock off its perch to land squarely on my foot..
I'll spare you all my very loud and verbal reaction. But I think there were a few words sprinkled here and there throughout my reaction that would have made sailors blush and gods tremble and run for cover.. I mean that clock was heavy.. and it hurt. Thank goodness my door was closed.
I finally reset the alarm.. stumble~limped back into bed.. Forgot I had moved the stepstool over to by the couch.. Misstepped trying to get back onto the bed.. And wondered how in the hell did my dresser end up on the bed..
Then realized that it wasn't on the bed.. And neither was I..
Ugh..
Sooo.... I stumble~limped~hopped back onto the bed, snuggled back down under the covers, and finally drifted back off..
The alarm went off again at 8:45am..
I slid my leg out of the bed again to go turn off the alarm.. The foot that was connected to said leg was all happy and cheery enough to go forth from under the nice, warm, soft, comfortable covers (woke up on my tummy again)..
The rest of my body wasn't..
And neither was my other leg, which was all sorts of twisted up and wrapped up in the covers..
But that leg didn't feel it was necessary to mention this to my brain. I'm sure it believed my brain would figure it out anyway. I mean.. My brain is the one that gets delegated the job of thinking, right..?
Well, dammit, my brain didn't feel that it should be the one who'd gotten the short end of that deal, and so, no thinking was done..
Which explains my tumble out of bed onto the floor because I didn't think to untangle myself from under all the covers..
*whimper*
Well.. At least I'm awake now.. And looking at all those glaring typos made in my semi~conscious state.. One moment..
Okay.. I think I've shared enough for this morning.. Got to get back into Moving Mode (it ain't pretty, I tell ya ~ just ask
oraqle and
vernard).
Oh! Before I forget!
firewalker138! I had a dream about you that involved runes (you had them as a tattoo), you firefighting stuffs, and sushi! I love you lil' bro *pouncehuggleshmoo*! I'll try to write down all I remembered so I can tell you the details when I get the chance.. *hugglecuddle*
I'll prolly write more tonight.. I got a few things to say to you bootiful ones, and it's been a long while since I had the chance to pop over and huggle you all.. I miss you guys!
I just about killed myself getting out of bed twice to shut off/reset the alarm.. First time was when the alarm went off at 7:45am (I wasn't kidding when I said no more early mornings ~ with the exception of class thursday and the final move day saturday ~ the rest of this week)..
I guess for you guys to truly appreciate this, I have to describe my bed and how my room looks right now..
I have on my bed a boxspring and 2 mattresses (long story for another time ~ though I think it's been mentioned in a way earlier entry *ponder*). Now, to get the proper mental image.. I'm just about 5'5.. The bed comes up to a little above my waist. Being the silly woman she is, Mommy got me two small stepstools to assist me in climbing onto and off of my bed (she has one of the stools atm). I can pretty much get into and out of bed all by my widdle self; besides, isn't it just adorable watching a 5'5, 30 yr old woman taking a literal flying leap onto a bed? Another reason Mom got the stools.. She's 4'11 ~ and 65 yrs old (awww).. Watching her climb onto the bed without the help of the stools.. *snicker~giggle*
*coughahem* anyway..
I got up with the first alarm at 7:45am.. slid my left leg to find the floor with the help of a questing foot (I usually wake up on my tummy).. slid out of the bed.. shut off the alarm.. and stumbled off to the lil mages room (aka bathroom).. (don't ask if ya don't already know). Went back to my room.. Forgot that my room looks like the middle of a war zone because of The Moving(tm).. walked into/on top of/tripped over more than a few things.. stubbed my toe on the chair ~ hard.. and wondered if I had gotten enough sleep for my poor addled system..
I looked long and hard at the time on the clock.. decided one more hour won't hurt a bit.. went to reset the alarm..
And promptly knocked the clock off its perch to land squarely on my foot..
I'll spare you all my very loud and verbal reaction. But I think there were a few words sprinkled here and there throughout my reaction that would have made sailors blush and gods tremble and run for cover.. I mean that clock was heavy.. and it hurt. Thank goodness my door was closed.
I finally reset the alarm.. stumble~limped back into bed.. Forgot I had moved the stepstool over to by the couch.. Misstepped trying to get back onto the bed.. And wondered how in the hell did my dresser end up on the bed..
Then realized that it wasn't on the bed.. And neither was I..
Ugh..
Sooo.... I stumble~limped~hopped back onto the bed, snuggled back down under the covers, and finally drifted back off..
The alarm went off again at 8:45am..
I slid my leg out of the bed again to go turn off the alarm.. The foot that was connected to said leg was all happy and cheery enough to go forth from under the nice, warm, soft, comfortable covers (woke up on my tummy again)..
The rest of my body wasn't..
And neither was my other leg, which was all sorts of twisted up and wrapped up in the covers..
But that leg didn't feel it was necessary to mention this to my brain. I'm sure it believed my brain would figure it out anyway. I mean.. My brain is the one that gets delegated the job of thinking, right..?
Well, dammit, my brain didn't feel that it should be the one who'd gotten the short end of that deal, and so, no thinking was done..
Which explains my tumble out of bed onto the floor because I didn't think to untangle myself from under all the covers..
*whimper*
Well.. At least I'm awake now.. And looking at all those glaring typos made in my semi~conscious state.. One moment..
Okay.. I think I've shared enough for this morning.. Got to get back into Moving Mode (it ain't pretty, I tell ya ~ just ask
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I'll prolly write more tonight.. I got a few things to say to you bootiful ones, and it's been a long while since I had the chance to pop over and huggle you all.. I miss you guys!